so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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