i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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