God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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