rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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