So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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