Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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