Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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