I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Randomize
