How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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