Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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