there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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