I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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