And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Randomize
