I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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