just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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