Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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