A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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