i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Why is your signature on my underwear?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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