they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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