So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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