He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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