I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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