'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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