Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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