I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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