There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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