If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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