So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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