Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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