Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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