So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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