i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize
