I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
