we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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