Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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