help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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