Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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