just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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