Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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