You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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