You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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