I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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