I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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