The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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