Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
ttyl tear gas
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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