He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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