Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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