i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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