So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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