talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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